hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via gnarly)

petitegoose:

departured:

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture




LOL

petitegoose:

departured:

phirouzeh:

I will never get tired of this picture

LOL

(Source: interrobangbangbang, via beccacolfer)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via ven0moth)

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via gnarly)

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via grilledcheezed)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via unsatisfiedhope)

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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(via unsatisfiedhope)